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Real time news provider in English that informs its readers about the latest Bulgarian news - economic, political and cultural, foreign media analysis on Bulgaria and world news.
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The Candle
A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you." When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant, bu...
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Mistake
A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husban...
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Principal
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come ...
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Bad News
A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother. Brother 1: So how is my cat doing? Brother 2: He's Dead. Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to te...
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Airline Service
A man at the airline counter tells the rep. "I'd like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London. The rep says, "I'm sorry sir. We can't do that." The man replied: Nonsense. That is what you did last time I flew with you....
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Army Intelligence
During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degrees. "But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees," called out a conscript. "Don't be stupid," the sergeant roared. "This is a small c...
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Texas Trooper
Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy club and smacks the driver across the face. Stunned, the driver asks, ''Why did you do that??'' The trooper responds, ''You're in Texas now son, you have...
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Golf
Q. Why did the golfer bring an extra pear of pants when he went golfing? A. In case he got a "hole in one"....
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Zealous Police Officer
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer." the man began, "I can explain,". "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..." "But officer, I just wanted to say...." "And I ...
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Trial Lawyers Argument
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial. "Your honor, my client was not at fault. He has been driving a car for thirty years, and has never had an accident, nor gotten so much as...
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